Okay, this is evidently for real. I heard about it right after it happened, but I just thought it was a joke. Well, either it is for real or lots of people are in on the joke.
The guy who single-handedly drove Sun [almost] into the ground just resigned … on Twitter … with a haiku.
My god, talk about adding insult to injury.
Best response yet, IMO:

Wow. Just … wow.
Well, if Oracle is for real in setting IBM in their sights, then Sun’s back on their way up. God speed.